Impossibilities in the world
1- you cant count your hair
2- you cant wash your eyes with soap
3- you cant breathe when your tongue is out
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4- please put your tongue inside
Stop acting like a dog =))

Indian  & Nepali entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, indian stole 3 chocolate bars.

As they left the store, Indian said to Nepali: "Man I'm the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me, u cant beat that"

Nepali replied: "You wanna see something better, let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing"

So they went to the counter and Nepali said to the Shop boy: "Do you wanna see magic?"

Shop boy replied: "Yes."

Nepali said: "Give me one chocolate bar." The shop boy gave him one, and he ate it. He asked for the second, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too.

The shop boy asked: "But where's the magic?"

Nepali  replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find them."

U Just CANNOT Beat Nepali !

They r born awesome.

I didn't stop loving u, i just stopped showing u because no matter how hard i tried, u just wouldn't get it....:-(