I loved a girl......

N she broke my heart...

Now every pieces of my heart

loves

different girl.....


N people call me flirty...

Its not fair yaar..!!!

A guy calls an unknown number..

Guy: Fridge hai?

Reply: Haan hai.

Guy: Chalta hai?

Reply: Haan chalta hai..

Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna

bhaag jaayega..

And he hangs up.. After a while, he

calls up again..

Guy: Fridge hai?

This time the person's really angry.

Reply: Nahi hai.

Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na

pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega..

Boy:"pen hai ??

Girl:"nahi..

Thodi der baad..

Boy:"pen hai ??

Girl:"nahi bola na..

Boy:"pen hai pen ??

Girl:"nahi hai kaminey, aur abki bar

pucha to

to hathode se sar phod dungi

Kuch der baad...

Boy:"hathoda hai kya..???

Girl:"nahi..

Boy:"accha.. to phir pen hai pen..???..

Boy: Duniya bhulai meine tere liye,
Jannate sajai meine tere liye,
par tune kya kiya mere liye..

Girl: Munnii
badnaam hui Darling tere liye

1 Mendak pandit k pas gya or apna future pucha

Pandit-Tuje 1 Ladki milegi or tera Dil le jayegi.

Mendak khushi se-Wo milegi kaha?

Pandit-BIOLOGY-LAB me. Hiiii

BIOLOGY madam: girls Can u tel me exactly where is ur heart ?
ALL the girls shouted Loudly and said



"SAGAR" ke pass.
Madam smiled & said mera bhi...

She said she can find many persons who can love her... I smiled and said   you can find many peoples who can love you ..but you can't find anyone who can love you like me...

Never leave a true relation for few faults.......
Nobody is perfect
Nobody is correct
And at the end

Affection is always greater then
Perfection

 There Are Only Two Important Moments In A Man's Life...
First
When He Was Born
N
Second
When He Proves
Why He Was Born.

Sometimes You have to Shut Up.
Swallow Your Pride & Accept that You are Wrong..
Even If You are Not..!
Its Not GIVING UP,
Its Called GROWING UP.