Wife and husband

Wife to husband: dear, meri tabiat kharab hai. Kya tum khud khana bana loge?

Husband: oh, mujhe laga hum aaj bahar khana khayenge..

Wife: i m ok. Main tho bas mazak kar rahi thi. chalo chalte hai.

Husband: main bhi mazak kar raha tha. Chal chup chap dal roti bana